The Meme Factory™ does not exist. But our savings do.
Behind the facade as hilarious memers, muppets, misfits and garden vegetables, we are humble plebs who love bitcoin. And when we're not making the dankest memes on Bitcoin Twitter, we're stacking sats whenever we can.
Join us as we show you how to effortlessly build your bitcoin savings so you'll have more time to focus your valuable energy elsewhere.
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Why we save in bitcoin
Satoshi gifted the world with the most perfectly engineered money to ever be conceived in the mind of man - and then disappeared (legend!)
As long as you hold the keys to your bitcoin, it can never be taken away without your permission. Absolute scarcity only gets invented once. It's bitcoin or bust for us – there is no alternative.
You can bitcoin
Thousands of Americans — from firefighters to high school teachers — rely on Coinbits to buy, sell, and use bitcoin daily. We empower you to live in freedom with bitcoin. It’s easier than you think.
What is Dollar-Cost Averaging?
Dollar-Cost Averaging, or DCA, is a savings strategy where you buy a small amount of an asset repeatedly and consistently, regardless of the asset's price. As long as you believe in bitcoin's long-term prospects, DCA lets you accumulate bitcoin stress free.
Build healthy habits
Pay yourself first, thank yourself later.
Stick to a plan
Save consistently instead of guessing when and how much to save.
Minimize volatility risk
Avoid buying at the wrong time as the price goes up and down.
Avoid emotional stress
Quit worrying about the price of bitcoin and start using it to save.
Start small and grow
No large up-front commitment.
Learn by doing
Give yourself the time to learn about bitcoin by interacting with it with a low-risk approach.
Why we trust DCA'ing with Coinbits
As memers, we recognise great ideas when we see them - and DCA is a powerful savings technique that makes stacking bitcoin simple in a world of increasing complexity and uncertainty. As we've spent time hanging out and getting to know the Coinbits team, we see that they share the same values and passion for bitcoin as us. So we are happy to be ambassadors for them and to endorse their service to newcomers to the space who want a simple but secure way of buying bitcoin.
1. Low cost
Coinbits does not take a spread, and has low fees, making sure I get the most bitcoin for my hard-earned dollars.
2. Easy to use
Bitcoin is supposed to make managing your money easier, not harder. Use Coinbits to set up a few Saving Habits and take the guesswork out of saving for your future. It’s all about consistency.
3. Secure
Coinbits uses industry-leading security and will never lend out my bitcoin. I rest easy knowing that, when I buy bitcoin with Coinbits, I can move it to my private wallet easily, safely, any time.
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